Nowadays, I’m a proud fat woman who teaches people how to love their bodies, writes books about it and has a podcast where I share with thousands of people the sounds of myself eating delicious things. His voice was deep and his pants rode low, sitting on his hips (hips I would soon know well, in the biblical sense).īefore we get any further into Derek’s pants, let me back up and give you some context. I want you to imagine Derek* (name changed to protect the guilty): tall with jet black hair and just a touch of shy swagger.